Past Brawls
Every brawl, most recent first. Tap one to replay it.
"a tug of war against a whale"
"a gymnast stuck mid-flip"
"a fencing duel with baguettes"
"a very intense game of hopscotch"
"a trampoline that launched someone to the moon"
"a hockey game on melting ice"
"a marathon runner going the wrong way"
"a pool table where the balls fight back"
"a game of darts in zero gravity"
"an arm wrestling match with a crab"
"a basketball hoop that dodges"
"a surfer riding a wave of cats"
"a boxing match between marshmallows"
"a tortoise weightlifting"
"a soccer game played by statues"
"an elephant on a tightrope"
"a golf ball hiding from the club"
"a bowling ball that refuses to hit pins"
"a sumo wrestler doing yoga"
"a pair of shoes that ran away"
"a shopping cart racing downhill"
"a clock melting off a table"
"an umbrella carrying a person away"
"a chess game where the pieces revolt"
"a mailbox that eats letters"
"a lamp that is scared of the dark"
"a piano that grew wings"
"a bicycle with way too many wheels"
"a teapot piloting a hot air balloon"
"a whale floating through outer space"
"a snowman on a tropical vacation"
"a bird building a nest out of spaghetti"
"a cactus and a balloon best friends"
"the moon and the sun arm wrestling"
"a house that grew legs and walked off"
"a very smug frog on a throne"
"a jellyfish in a business suit"
"a dinosaur at a birthday party"
"a shark that is afraid of water"
"rush hour traffic but everyone is a duck"
"a snail with a rocket strapped on"
"an octopus playing every instrument in a band"
"a cat that is also a spaceship"
"a moon that fell into the ocean"
"a beach where the sand is candy"
"a cave with glowing crystals"
"a garden that grew overnight"
"an iceberg hiding something huge"
"a tornado made of leaves"
"a mushroom village after rain"
"a rainbow that got tangled"
"a snowman melting in spring"
"a coral reef throwing a party"
"a desert with a single tiny umbrella"
"a forest at night full of eyes"
"a waterfall pouring into a teacup"
"an island shaped like a turtle"
"a sunflower taller than a house"
"a river that flows uphill"
"a tree with a face in the bark"
"a cactus giving a hug"
"a lighthouse in a huge storm"
"a cloud raining on one person"
"a volcano having a bad day"
"a mountain wearing a tiny hat"
"a plant that has become self-aware"
"a redwood tree fighting a robot"
"a superhero doing laundry"
"a magician whose trick went wrong"
"a librarian shushing a dragon"
"a referee blowing a giant whistle"
"a painter who fell into the paint"
"a plumber facing a monster in the pipes"
"a king who lost his crown"
"a ninja hiding very badly"
"a farmer with a suspiciously large pumpkin"
"a DJ at an empty party"
"a scientist whose experiment exploded"
"a firefighter rescuing a cat again"
"a clown on their day off"
"a barber giving a lion a haircut"
"a very dramatic opera singer"
"a lifeguard who cannot swim"
"a detective who lost their own hat"
"an astronaut planting a garden on the moon"
"a mail carrier chased by a tiny dog"
"a chef flipping ten pans at once"
"a pirate who gets seasick"
"a knight who is afraid of horses"
"a wizard who only does small favors"
"grandma at a rave"
"a pancake stack reaching the clouds"
"a baguette used as a sword"
"a soda can that shakes itself up"
"a strawberry in a tiny crown"
"a pretzel tied in an impossible knot"
"a bowl of cereal as a swimming pool"
"a grumpy lemon"
"a birthday cake that is too excited"
"a hot dog running from a bun"